Jake's Ever-Evolving Recipe for Pasta Zaniness

  2   baskets   cherry tomatoes

 

 
  8   fresh   whole tomatoes
  3   large cans   chopped tomatoes
  1   medium can   tomato paste
  2   fresh   large yellow onions
2   fresh   large purple onions
20   fresh   small yellow or white onions
  2   fresh   green peppers    
  2   fresh   red peppers  
  4   cloves   garlic

 

 
  4   small cans   chopped black olives  
  2   small jars   capers  
  20   fresh   mushrooms  

 

1/2   bottle   red wine
1/4   bottle   Crystal brand hot sauce
3   tablespoons   olive oil
    1 - 1.25   lbs   ground turkey
  1 - 1.25   lbs   ground beef
  1   package   pepperoni
  2   tablespoons   Italian seasoning  
  4   tablespoons   brown sugar  
  4   medium   bay leaves  
      to taste   salt  

Admire the small onions, and then set them aside.  Chop the large onions.  Cook ground beef and turkey with olive oil until meat is browned.  Use colander or other method to drain off the grease.  Put meat in large pot (15 qt or more, preferably with a thick, heat-spreading bottom).  Add red wine, chopped onions, canned tomatoes, and tomato paste.  Heat to a very light boil.  Peel the small onions.  Toss 'em in.

Chop the fresh tomatoes.  Add chopped tomatoes and cherry tomatoes to the mix.  Add the black olives, capers, hot sauce, brown sugar, and Italian seasoning.

Cook the pepperoni in a separate pan (or in microwave) to a desired texture and drain off the grease.  Add the pepperoni to the mix.

Peel and chop the garlic to desired size and add to the mix.  Chop the peppers and add to the mix.  Chop and add mushrooms to the mix.  Cook on a low simmer for a few (at least 3) hours.  Salt and season to taste.

When this thing is done, serve over pasta.  The whole small onions will be cooked to a fine texture and will be served whole in the sauce.  I find them to be delicious bites!

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